Choose Your Boob Card | Naughty Card | Boobs and Love | Self Love

$4.50



Choose your Boob Card- choose any one of the 10 boob cards below.
All original digital art by Emily Thomson.

Show that special someone you care...about boobs.

Choose from the following:

1. You're My Favorite Set of Boobs
2. Your Tits are Boss
3. Whenever I Get Sad I Think of Your Ta Tas, and the World is All Better
4. Your Melons Move Mountains
5. Boobs are God
6. Your Tits are the Shit
7. I Weep at the Sight for I am not Worthy of the Ta Tas
8. Boobage for the Ages
9. Those Cans are Poppin'
10. Breasts are the Best


Come with a white envelope and are shipped in a stay flat mailer for safe keeping.

The colors are so vibrant and clear that this doesn't come off as well in the photos, you have to see them to appreciate them!


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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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