Choose Your Boob Card | Naughty Card | Boobs and Love | Self Love

$4.50



Choose your Boob Card- choose any one of the 10 boob cards below.
All original digital art by Emily Thomson.

Show that special someone you care...about boobs.

Choose from the following:

1. You're My Favorite Set of Boobs
2. Your Tits are Boss
3. Whenever I Get Sad I Think of Your Ta Tas, and the World is All Better
4. Your Melons Move Mountains
5. Boobs are God
6. Your Tits are the Shit
7. I Weep at the Sight for I am not Worthy of the Ta Tas
8. Boobage for the Ages
9. Those Cans are Poppin'
10. Breasts are the Best


Come with a white envelope and are shipped in a stay flat mailer for safe keeping.

The colors are so vibrant and clear that this doesn't come off as well in the photos, you have to see them to appreciate them!


Have questions? Convo me!

Payments

I accept PayPal and credit/debit cards (via direct checkout). If you would like to pay in a different form please contact me and I will see what I can do.

Shipping from United States

All orders automatically come with tracking. A tracking notification will be sent to the email you provided Etsy when creating your account.

I try my best to ship by the estimated ship date, but please know this is not always possible since all orders are made and processed by hand (and by one person).

International Buyers: Orders shipped outside the US do come with tracking numbers, but please note that your order may take weeks to be received. Unfortunately, this occurs from circumstances out of my control (customs hold ups, natural disasters, etc). I am also not responsible for customs fees. Please speak with you postal service if you have any concerns before purchasing internationally.

Also please note that I ship to your Etsy address- so please make sure this is up to date before you make your purchase. If you do not update your Etsy address, you will have to pay additional shipping charges for the item to be re-shipped to you.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

If for any reason you are not satisfied, or an item becomes lost in shipping, please convo me and I will work with you to guarantee you are 100% satisfied. Please don't just leave bad feedback- I promise if you send me an email I will work with you to provide 100% satisfaction. I want my customers happy!

Additional

FAQs:
Do you still make the custom pet necklaces I saw on Pinterest?
-No. I have moved on to bigger and better things. Speaking of which, have you checec out my custom pet totem option?

When can I purchase the custom pet listings?
-Because the demand is so high (and again, I am only one person), I can only offer these listings around the early shopping season (usually September & October).

What is the finish that you use on your clay pieces?
-I use a matte spray for natural looking pieces, and a high glossy water based finished for the high shine pieces.

Are your earrings nickel free?
-Some are. Please read the descriptions for clarification. My enamel earrings are nickel free.

Do you have shop updates?
-Yes! Check out my Instagram for announcements and first dibs.

***Thank you. You have visited a 100% handmade, one-woman shop. The picture you see in the profile IS me, I am the painter, sculptor, sewer, designer, creator, photographer, lister manager and social media poster of Periwinkle Nuthatch. Thank you for reading this in your bedroom/living room/park/local coffee shop whilst I type this in my spare bedroom-turned-art studio. You are the support of small business. You make me thrive. Thank you. ***

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